Unheroes

While tidying up my dropbox, I found a few old 'Unhero' sketches:

Also, a master uncriminal:

And the original Angry Robot Zombie:

Explanating Experiment Follow-up

A year ago, I started a little experiment (and not one of my usual web experiments).

I decided to give away my book, Explanating, for free. The website has links to download the book without charge and also links through to Amazon and Lulu. I asked people to download the free one then, if they enjoyed it, they could come back and buy it.

Twelve months later, I now have the answer.

• Free: 315
• Amazon: 2
• Lulu: 0

Erm. Yeah. Not quite as successful as I would have liked. Still, the point was to measure the 'conversion rate'. Admittedly, it's a small sample size but it would appear to be about 0.6%. At this rate, I only need another 97,465,886 people to download the free one and I'll have made £1,000,000! Sweet!

Homemade Lanyard

I'm currently looking for new earphones as my Klipsch ones finally gave out on me last week. Until I get some (Christmas is coming, after all), I decided to rummage around in my 'retired headphones' box (everyone's got one, no?) and found this:

Back when I was using my second generation iPod nano, I needed something that combined the usefulness of the lanyard attachment but with good quality headphones. As I couldn't find anything, I got a pair of Sennheiser CX300s, an old USB connector cable and a metre of red ribbon and made my own. Once the USB end was cut off, I looped it round and glued it ends together then wrapped the join in plumbers' PTFE tape to seal it. The headphones were wired round, fastened with cable ties and then sewn together with the ribbon to make the neck bit comfortable. The iPod connector has two little clips in it which was plenty to hold the lightweight iPod Nano in place under my t-shirt and on that model, the headphone jack was on the bottom so the whole thing clipped together nicely.

The sound quality was as good as you'd expect from Sennheisers and I actually surprised myself with the build quality when I had to, yesterday, dismantle them after almost 4 years. Unfortunately, the iPhone 4 is a little bit too chunky to wear under a t-shirt. I got some odd looks when I tried.

Explanating

I never really marketed it much but I wrote a book called ‘Explanating’ a couple of years ago. I even decided to self-publish1 and organised ISBNs and everything.

1My decision to self-publish may or may not have been related to my inability to find an actual publisher, it's impossible to tell.

The book is an "illustrated collection of completely plausible but entirely untrue explanations of everyday phenomena". Basically, it's lots of the kinds of things you might make up to explain something to a kid if you really have no idea. Hence the name ‘Explanating’ – it's kinda like explaining but not quite right. It also has a rather nice cheesecake recipe in the appendix. I put it on Lulu and Amazon and didn't really do anything else with it. I did try to get it in the iBookstore but that seems to be a horribly complicated process if you aren't based in the US.

Now available for the low, low price of...

Rather than have the book sit around for another few years not doing anything useful, I've decided to try something new. You can now download the book for free from explanating.com in your ebook format of choice (PDF, ePub, Mobi). You don't have to pay anything.

Unless you want to.

If you read it and decide you like it, you can come back to the site any time and buy it from Lulu or Amazon for £1.71 (or the equivalent in USD or EUR or wherever you happen to be). Or not, you could like it and keep it and not pay anything. It's entirely up to you. And your conscience :D.

Download, read, buy

I have no idea if anyone will actually take me up on this offer but I hope some people do, at least, enjoy the book. If nothing else, make the cheesecake, it's delicious.

And that URL once more

explanating.com

Angler Fish

Up-sticks

So, after almost 2 years at National Museums Scotland, I'm moving on. And not just me, Jenni's coming too (and Oskar, of course).

After delivering a kick-ass, ground-breaking website and implementing some cool shiny stuff, I feel confident I can move on having made a bit of a difference. I initially took the job for two main reasons:

1. To bring advanced web-awesome to the cultural sector
2. To prove my technical ability to myself at an international level

I'm happy I've done that. The National Museums Scotland site looks a lot nicer above and below the surface than it did when I and the rest of the web team arrived in 2009. Hopefully the systems and techniques I've put in place will ensure it stays at the front edge of the culture sector in terms of well-considered use of technology. The rest of the web team are still there, of course, and will continue to make cool stuff. I'll be satisfying my urge to build cool cultural stuff by providing the tech behind the various Museum 140 projects.

You can read more about the first Museum 140 project ‘#MusMem’ if you're interested.

The second reason is just as important. Working on a large national organisation website made me triple-check everything I wrote but my desire to build ‘Cool Stuff’ meant that I couldn't play it too safe. Favourable reviews from .NET magazine and ReadWriteWeb suggest that we got the balance right.

Personal projects

In the last 12 months, I've also had a fair amount of success with my various personal tech projects – 8bitalpha, harmonious, The Elementals, Whithr, Shelvi.st as well as being a featured case study on phonegap.com. All of which have served to remind me I like the challenge of doing something beyond what I can already do.

Where now, then?

Now is the right time to step up from the top half of the First Division to somewhere in the middle of the Premier League (yeah, that's right, sport analogies). I'm going to be starting in July as Senior CSS Developer at Nokia in Berlin. I'll be working on the desktop interface for the services that used to be ovi.com (until a couple of weeks ago) building interface frameworks and UI components.

Nokia have been going through a bunch of changes recently so I'm excited to be joining them now when there's a great opportunity to make a significant difference on a big scale.

I've only been to Berlin twice (an upcoming blog post will give more details about that) and, despite being German, Jenni's never been so it'll be an interesting move. Berlin does, however, have over 170 museums so if there's anywhere Jenni can perform her particular brand of museum-wizardry, it'll be there. We've asked Oskar's opinion but he's not saying much. He's mostly drooling.

Über-curricular activities

I'm also hoping to give more conference talks and presentations (like yesterday's) as well as write more educational articles for this blog and others. I've got a few written that I've not had the chance to present anywhere so I might put them here at some point.

If you have any questions, throw a tweet in my direction.

Travelling tales

When I was a young game designer wannabe living in St Andrews, I interviewed with a company in Manchester. For years, this was my biggest travel time:interview time ratio in that I got up shortly before 6, took a taxi, train and different train to get there by 1, had a 15 minute interview and then took two trains and a bus to get home by 11pm 1.

1Incidentally, the reason the interview only took 15 minutes was because the hiring manager delegated the responsibility of interviewing to the person he'd given the job to the week before. It was pretty much a case of "If you find out he's better than you, we'll give him the job instead..." Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

Now, the ratio is still unbeaten (31:1) but I have now definitely overtaken the basic numbers. I've recently travelled to Berlin twice to interview with Nokia's Ovi offices. I have since come to the conclusion that there is some mysterious force at work who really doesn't like me travelling through Schiphol. Note: I don't mean an omniscient being, I mean some actual arch enemy.

Trip one

Leaving on a Tuesday afternoon, I jumped on a plane at Edinburgh Airport to Amsterdam Schiphol then changed onto a plane to Berlin Tegel. I eventually arrived at my hotel in Berlin around 11pm. After checking in, hanging up my interview shirt and scrubbing my face to get rid of the sheen of fellow air passengers, it was after midnight. Not the best prep for a full day of interviews, to be honest. The next morning, I got up, tried to partake of a German breakfast of rye bread and wurst, settled for a croissant and coffee and headed out into the -10°C weather. I won't go into the details of the interview process but by the end of the day, I'd been interviewed by 8 different people, drunk two pots of coffee myself and been told that I don't look particularly German. Not being German, I thought this statement was accurate.

I left the office, caught a taxi back to the airport and relaxed safe in the knowledge that I'd be back in Edinburgh in a few hours. An incorrect assumption, it would seem.

I arrived in plenty time to double-check the flights were all okay. There was even a flight to Schiphol before mine that some passengers were offered the chance to catch. I was relaxed, it was fine, I wasn't in a hurry, I'll catch the next one. Several hours later, I regretted that decision. The second flight was held in Schiphol before coming to Tegel due to broken air conditioning. By the time it had landed, turned round and let us board, I should have already been half way to Edinburgh and had missed the last connection. Boo.

One over night in a hotel later, I finally made it back to Edinburgh at 8am. Approximately 40 hours after I left. About 5.7:1.

Trip two

When it came to my second round of face-to-face interviews, I wasn't lucky enough to get an overnight stay, unfortunately. I had to get to Berlin and back in a day. The 2.45am start would have been bad enough under any circumstances but when you have a teething 5-month old and have generally been running on empty for the best part of 2 months, it very nearly killed me. Still...

Edinburgh to Schiphol � fine; Schiphol to Tegel � also fine. I arrived at the office only 3 minutes late for my 12 o�clock interview which isn't too bad after travelling about 800miles. Three hours of geek talk later, I'm back in the taxi on the way to Tegel, snapping photos out the taxi windows just to prove I was there. This time there's no delay at Tegel and I land in Amsterdam with about 2 hours to make it to my gate. I'm not exactly a relaxed traveller so I'm not the kind who can go via the airport pub, have a sit-down meal and casually meander to the gate in time to board. I'm more inclined to high-speed sprints and panicked departure board-scanning just to make sure I get to the gate several hours early so I can sit and do nothing. That's exactly what I did. I got to the gate in plenty of time to see the �Flight delayed� ticker come up. Plenty of time to watch the �Estimated Departure� go from 21:00 to 22:00 to 23:00 to 00:00. It was when it flashed �00:30� it finally decided to stop.

I made it back to Edinburgh around 1am and got back to my house around 2.30am. Just in time to pick up Oskar as another night of painful teething screams started off, in fact. 7:1, this time.

I made this

Reading over recent posts, you may have gotten the impression that I'm a bit of a geek. I occasionally need to remind myself that I wasn't always so this weekend, I took a few hours and drew a picture of Oskar (the youngling).

Here are a few pictures I took of the drawing as it came along. Apologies for the quality not being great but my drawing studio isn't the best setup for photography.

Uncooked Composition 5

Uncooked Composition 4

Uncooked Composition 3

I wish...

iMagritte

Uncooked Composition 2

Uncooked Composition

Music, much like mathematics, is a young person's game. If you haven't made it by the time you're 25, your chances of making an impact on the world are significantly diminished. That's not to say it's impossible, it's just much less likely.

Basically, I'm beginning to come to the realisation I'm not going to be a rock star. I might not even make it into space. To that end, I've decided that, instead of scribbling away at writing and rewriting the same songs I've been trying to improve for the last 10 years, I'd go the other way. A few months ago, I put a dictaphone next to the piano and started recording the occasional random improvisation. Originally, the idea had been to pick the best bits and rework them for some reason or another but after listening back to them, I found there's some appeal in just hearing the raw first-take complete with do-overs and occasional accidental 'quotes' from other pieces.

Over the next little while, I'll be uploading some of them just so that I know I've done something with them other than leave them on a tape in the back of a drawer. When listening to them, bear in mind two things:

1. The piano needs retuned almost every week so some of it might be a bit rough.
2. This is, as the title says, 'Uncooked Composition'. I come in from work, take my shoes off, sit down at the piano, press record. There's no post-processing anywhere so there will be mistakes and do-overs.

Uploaded from Twitter

Me, @jennifermadine and Oskar making a dramatic film-noir escape from the maternity ward

Uploaded from Twitter

@jennifermadine Lookin' good on Arthur's seat.

Tokyo Recommendations

A friend recently asked me for some recommendations for what she could do on a trip to Tokyo. I pretty much always recommend the same things so I thought I'd write them up with maps and streetview and the like.

Food

If you're going out for food the best place I can recommend is Shin Hi no Moto (a.k.a. Andy's Izakaya). It's run by a friendly English guy (Andy) and his family. It gets really busy later on so you're best to phone and book on +81 3 3214 8021. It's okay, you can book in English. They do amazing sashimi platters and big mugs of beer. Just make sure you don't order rice (there's no rice in an izakaya and they might scowl at you if you do). You can get there by taking the Yamanote line to Yurakucho.

• Andy's Shin Hi no Moto

For general daily eats, I'm addicted to Yoshinoya. Especially their Gyuu-don. Tasty, healthy and cheap. You can find Yoshinoya everywhere.

Walks

West Central Tokyo

If you're going to be there over a Sunday, you have to go to Harajuku. Even if you aren't there on a Sunday, the walk up Takeshita-dori is great fun. Here's a map of a little walk you can take up Takeshita-dori, round Harajuku and down to Shibuya:

• Takeshita-Harajuku-Shibuya

North-East Central Tokyo

If you fancy some culture, try this route. It takes in the Imperial Palace, Sumo museum and Edo-Toyko museum. You can finish off in Akihabara for sheer geek awesome or save that for another day.

• Imperial Palace-Edo-Tokyo Museum

Tokyo bay/Odaiba

Some people called me crazy for enjoying it but I like the walk across the rainbow bridge to Odaiba. Take the Yamanote to Tamachi and wander east-ish. You'll see the bridge once you're closer to the shore. You can take the lift up to the start of the walk and then wander out for some amazing views. It is, unfortunately, very noisy due to all the traffic but it's worth it. Head right across the bridge and follow it down, it'll probably take about an hour. Once you're on dry land again on Odaiba, you can wander around the shopping malls there (Aquacity, Seaside mall), take in the Statue of Liberty, go for a bite to eat and eventually head back. If you time it for getting dark, you can either get some amazing views of the bridge lit up at night or just enjoy the Yurikamome ride back (it's a completely automated train with no driver).

• Rainbow Bridge-Odaiba-Yurikamome

Views

For the best view across Tokyo, the Tokyo Metropolitan Government building (a.k.a. TMG or Tocho) really can't be beaten (especially as it's free to go up). It's in Shinjuku.

• Tokyo Metropolitan Government building

...and a salesman, too.

Scene and Herd archive

Rules: The Comic

The Shadow Government and a Hyperbagel

I listen to a bunch of podcasts. I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. I listen to a lot of They Might Be Giants. When you combine this with the audiobooks I listen to, the shows I go to and the paper books I read, you start to spot a pattern. A slightly sinister pattern...

This originally started as a connectivity diagram of American Literary Non-fictionists but after I'd finished I realised it's not entirely American, it's not entirely non-fictionists. It's not entirely comedy and not entirely literary. After showing it to a friend though, he immediately suggested 'The New Illuminati' or possibly the Literary Illuminati. Maybe just the Illiternati. Any way round you have it, John Hodgman appears to be as some kind of Literpope in the middle of a literspiracy.

From what I can figure, I need to write some world economics exposé with Planet Money, discuss the software I used to analyse the markets with This Week in Tech and appear onstage at The Moth to tell the audience how the experience changed my life then I can join the dots on the diagram and reveal the secret Iliternati symbol. I think it'll be somewhere between the CND logo and a hyperbagel.

Some kind of monster

Synchronised Podcasts

This must exist somewhere. I just can't find it.

I listen to a lot of podcasts in a week and I use quite a few different computers. One desktop at home, one laptop while out and about and a PC and an iMac at work. I want some service (or combination of web service and application) that I can use to manage my podcast subscriptions regarless of where I am.

At the moment, I have iTunes installed on my desktop, my laptop and the iMac at work and I have subscribed to my collection of podcasts in each of them. I want to be able to plug in my iPod and have it delete the podcasts I've listened to and get the latest episodes of each of my subscriptions. At the moment, I plug it into the desktop, copy on the latest 'Planet Money' and listen. A couple of days later, there's another episode released so I plug into my laptop and it offers the episode I've just finished listening to and the new one. A few days later, I'm working on the office iMac and plug in my iPod, it suggests the last weeks-worth of episodes. I have to manually go into every subscription and drag over the individual files that I want to listen to.

This is, of course, ignoring my usual niggle about iTunes which is its insistence on pausing downloads with the message "iTunes has stopped updating this podcast because you have not listened to any episodes recently". No, keep downloading, iTunes. I didn't tell you to stop.

What I'd like to have is a web site where I can put in my podcast subscriptions and it will track the latest episodes of each. I can then either point iTunes to this site so that I can point all my installations at it or it will provide an application which can be used to put the latest episodes onto my iPod. When I plug in my iPod, the application tells the site which ones I've listened to and it removes them from my listening queue. The application could, also be stored on the iPod itself to enable it to be used wherever the iPod is plugged in, not just on computers with iTunes.

Am I explaining myself clearly enough? It just seems so simple, it should already exists within iTunes. It is entirely possible that Apple's recent acquisition of Lala could be the first step in an online iTunes which would solve these problems. If anyone has any suggestions for the best way to achieve this, please let me know. I thought of a way of doing it with Dropbox but it would only work if the music bit of my iTunes library weren't bigger than my Dropbox account.

Heidi

TV Mark

A site which track which episodes of TV shows you have watched. You create an account and enter the name of a TV show (AJAX completed, naturally). Before the show is associated with your account, you are shown a list of broadcast episodes and you must select the latest one you have watched. You can add as many shows as you like. When you visit the site, you see something like the visual here (although with the design not totally ripped from Automatic) so you can instantly tell what the next unseen episode is.

You can ask to be notified when a new episode is broadcast in a variety of ways (twitter, e-mail, rss). Shows can be broadcast anywhere in any country and so to get around the problem of detecting when a show is broadcast, the site actually follows a collection of well-known torrent providers. Note: this site doesn't provide any links to torrents or video files, it just relies on the fact that shows usually turn up on the torrent scene shortly after they have been broadcast. You can buy episodes or seasons from iTunes or Amazon links provided next to your tracking panel.

The visual isn't great as there will also be some big button on each show panel to increment the last show watched.