Really, it looks worse than it is.
For reasons of top-secret international security, I can't go into details but I'm back in hospital. pic.twitter.com/wWgaU100vJ
— Simon Madine (@thingsinjars) April 27, 2014
I'm actually just getting my tonsils out but seeing as it's only really teenagers that get their tonsils out, I'm trying my best to pretend there's a parasitic fungus attacking the planet rendering everyone helpless and my blood is the only cure.
Yes I'm bored.